Under The Black Cloth, Fire Of Love Burn Nahi Samajh Aayi Na! Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na Matlab Kali Kurti De Thaley Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum ( ' :') ('; ' ) ,/) )\, ,/) )\, ¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿ Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum, Door Itna K Humain Chhou Na Sakay Koi Bomb... :-)

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With A Direct Object. Student: Every One Thinks You Are The Best Teacher. Teacher: Than, But What Is The Object? Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa... Tu Mugri K Teek Hone Par1 "Cow" Zibah Kardi..;-)!

Pathan Cought Cheating 1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend Ki Copy Kar Raha Tha: Examiner Ne Pakar Lia Or Usey Utha K Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia. Pathan Writes At The End Of Incomplete Question, . . . . Baqiya Hissa Roll No. 54234 K Paper Per...

I Got Zero Marks In Exam. So Check The Paper And Tell Me I Am Right Na! Q.1 What Is Formula Of Water? Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H To O). Q.2 Till When 2nd World War Was Fought? Ans: From Page 115 To Page 120. Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh? Ans: Ajay...

Har Safar Me Aapka Sath Hum Denge, Aapne Pyar Ki Saugat Hum Denge, Girne Lage To Hath Hum Denge, Or Na Bhi Gire To? 1 Laat Hum Denge. :-D

Parent: How Did You Write Your Exam? Son: They Have Given The Questions Which I Don't Know. So I Wrote Answers Which They Don't Know..!!

Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jae Jab Koi Mushkil Badh Jae Toh Toh Toh Hoth Ghuma, Seeti Baja, Seeti Baja K Bol Bhaiya... All Izz Well

Hm Tmhary Lye Sb Chor Denga Girl: Ami Abu? Bloch: Ao Re Grl: Khana Pina? Blch: Ao Re Grl: Apne Dost? Blch: Ao Grl: Gutka? Blch: Jao Re Masi Apna Kam Kro =P