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Kyun Tatti Tatti Krti Hai

April 18, 2010 | In: Adult SMS

This Authentical Poem Is Written On Tatti By U Better Knows. Kyun Tatti Tatti Krti Hai, Kyun Lende Pe Tu Mrti Hai. Ik Bat Muje Btla De Tu, Us Qabaz Se Kyun Nai Drti Hai, Kea Hota Hai Tatti Mein, Tatti Ki Lga Dun Dheri, Mein Barish Kr Dun Tati...

Lanat Hy Gundi Soch Pe

January 9, 2010 | In: Adult SMS

Fill In D Blanks 1.BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ Answers; 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE Lanat Hy Tmhari Gundi Soch Py :P

Khubsurti Ka Raz

January 1, 2010 | In: Adult SMS

Larka, Larki Se: Apki Khubsurti Ka Kya Raz Hy Larki: Lux Larka: Ajeeb Itifaq Hy, Meri Kamzori Ka B Yahi Raz Hy :)

NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala

December 24, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja: Mubarak Ho Apka Spare-Part Aagya He Husband Ne Reply Kya: NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala?

1 Shehri Larki Dihati Larki Se

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

1 Shehri Larki Dihati Larki Se Mere Husband Ne Muje Boht Mushklon K Bad Paya! Dehati Larki; Tusi V Pagal E O Mere Khawand Ne Te Thora Jeya Tail Laya Te Aram Se Paya.

Nargis Ko Goad Mein

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

Admi Nay Nargis Ko Goad Mein Bitha K Pocha: 1 Raat Mein Kitna Kmati Ho? Nargis: 50,000 Admi: Such Bata Nargis: ROZI Pay Bethi Hun Jhut Thori BOLOON Gi

Third Pregnent Woman

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

Taxi Driver 2 A Woman: U R The Third Pregnent Woman I M Taking 2 D Airport 2day. Woman: But I M Not Pregnent. Driver: We Have Not Reached The Airport Yet..

Pregnant Kia Hota Hi

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

Child: Mom Ye Pregnant Kia Hota Hi, Mom: Why. Child: Nothing Mom: Pregnant Ka Matlab Hai Gussa Hona. Agley Roz Child Beech Rastey Mein Larki Se Takra Gya Uske Sath Uski Mom Thi Wo Boli Stupid Sharam Nahi Ati Child: Gira Mein Iss Per...

Hindi Sexy Kahaniyan

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

School Mein Bachche Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha: Madam Ji Thodi Aap Koshish Karo, Thodi Hum Karte Hain, Bachcha To Nikal Hi Jayega..

SMS2Friend

December 13, 2009 | In: Adult SMS

WIFE: 1 Baat Bolu Maarna Mat.! Husband: Bolo! WIFE: Main Pregnant Hu.! Husband: Ye To Khushi Ki Baat Hai. WIFE: College Life Me 1 Baar Papa Ko Bataya Tha To Bahut Maar Padi Thi..

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