This Authentical Poem Is Written On Tatti
By U Better Knows.
Kyun Tatti Tatti Krti Hai,
Kyun Lende Pe Tu Mrti Hai.
Ik Bat Muje Btla De Tu,
Us Qabaz Se Kyun Nai Drti Hai,
Kea Hota Hai Tatti Mein,
Tatti Ki Lga Dun Dheri,
Mein Barish Kr Dun Tati...
Fill In D Blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
Answers;
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Lanat Hy Tmhari Gundi Soch Py :P
Larka, Larki Se:
Apki Khubsurti Ka Kya Raz Hy
Larki:
Lux
Larka:
Ajeeb Itifaq Hy,
Meri Kamzori Ka B Yahi Raz Hy
:)
Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui
Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja:
Mubarak Ho Apka Spare-Part Aagya He
Husband Ne Reply Kya:
NUT Wala Hai
Ya
BOLT Wala?
1 Shehri Larki Dihati Larki Se
Mere Husband Ne Muje Boht Mushklon K Bad Paya!
Dehati Larki;
Tusi V Pagal E O
Mere Khawand Ne Te
Thora Jeya Tail Laya Te Aram Se Paya.
Admi Nay Nargis Ko Goad Mein Bitha K Pocha:
1 Raat Mein Kitna Kmati Ho?
Nargis:
50,000
Admi:
Such Bata
Nargis:
ROZI
Pay Bethi Hun
Jhut Thori BOLOON Gi
Taxi Driver 2 A Woman:
U R The Third Pregnent Woman
I M Taking 2 D Airport 2day.
Woman:
But I M Not Pregnent.
Driver:
We
Have Not Reached The Airport Yet..
Child:
Mom Ye Pregnant Kia Hota Hi,
Mom:
Why.
Child:
Nothing
Mom:
Pregnant Ka Matlab Hai Gussa Hona.
Agley Roz Child Beech Rastey Mein
Larki Se Takra Gya
Uske Sath Uski Mom Thi
Wo Boli Stupid Sharam Nahi Ati
Child:
Gira Mein Iss Per...
School Mein Bachche Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha:
Madam Ji Thodi Aap Koshish Karo,
Thodi Hum Karte Hain,
Bachcha To Nikal Hi Jayega..
WIFE:
1 Baat Bolu Maarna Mat.!
Husband:
Bolo!
WIFE:
Main Pregnant Hu.!
Husband:
Ye To Khushi Ki Baat Hai.
WIFE:
College Life Me 1 Baar
Papa Ko Bataya Tha
To Bahut Maar Padi Thi..
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