Plz Don't See New Indian Movie <3 IDIOTS> Bcoz Us Main Aap Ko Nahi Liya Giya. We All Protest Against This Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng Idiot Existing Today:-)

Song From Movie Machis... Chunni Leke Soti Thi Kamaal Lagti Thi... "Lo Karlo Baat.. Sirf Chunni Leke Soyegi Tou Kamaal He Lagegi Na..." ;->

Teachr: Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo Pakistan Ne India Par Phenka Tha Aur India Ne Usey Pencil Ki Tarhan Bana Dia? Students: Adnan SAMI....

Sultan Rahi: Oey  Mere Darwaze De Agay POTI Kis Nay Kiti Aay.... Woay..??? . . . . . Mustafa Qureshi: Teez Aaye Thi Sohniya, Nikal Gai Thaa Kar Ky..;-)

Agar "Dil" Ka Naam Anda(Egg) Hota To Films Ke Naam Aisey Hotey >Hum Anda De Chukey Sanam >Ye Anda Apka Hua >Hum Ap Ke Andey Mei Rehte Hain. >Ande Walay Dulhaniya Le Jayenge >Anda Jaley >Anday Bhi Tere Hum Bhi Tere >Anda...

Indian Filmi Hero Kutta Shahrukh Khan Ne Hamare Peyare Nabi Pak Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W.) Ko (NAUZUBILLAH) Negative Shakhsiat Kha Hai. Es Liye Agar Ap Sachy Aashiq RASOOL (S.A.W.W.) Hain To Es Msg Ko Itna Pehlao Ke Wo Harami Kutta Musalmano Se Maafi...

(',') <)(\_ // _!!_  // // [--] Yeh Hai Mera Danda Agar Msg Nhi Kya Toh Maar Maar K Ghajni2 Film K A Sikandar Sanam Bana Don Ga.

India Men Umer Shrif Ko Kisi Ny Ungli Kr Di Umer Sharif Murr K Bola Beta Utna Hi Nikalna Jitna Kha Sako...=P;->

For Pepsi "Shahrukh" For Coke "Aamir" For Mirinda "Vivek" For Fanta "Rani" & For Thums Up "Akshay" Don't Worry For Bante Wala Soda "You" Cheers !!!

Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen Maa: Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy Maa: Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa!