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Doctor SMS Jokes

January 6, 2010 | In: Doctor Patient Jokes

Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko Motion Lagnay Ki Dawa Day Di. Compouder: Aap Ne Motion Ki Dawai Kyun Di? Doctor: Ab Wo Khansney Se Pehlay 100 Dafa Sochay Ga.

Marez Doctor Jokes

December 15, 2009 | In: Doctor Patient Jokes

Marez Doctor Se: Me 1 Month Se Roz Rs.50 Ki Dawa Le Rha Hu Pr Koi Faida Nh Hua. Doctor: Koi Bat Nahi Kal Se Me Tmhy Rs.40 Ki Dawa Duga Rs.10 Ka Faida Hoga; Ha Ha Ha

Doctar Pagal Se Tum Pagal Kaisy Huway Pagal: Main Ne 1 Bewa Se Shaadi Ki Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shaadi Kar Li Youn Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gae Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hoi Magr Main Uski Naani Ka Shohar Tha Is Liye Wo Meri...

Mareez Ney Achank Aankhen Kholty Huy Kaha: Doctor Sahib Kia Mera Operatn Kamyab Raha? Sabr Say Kam Lo Beta... Main Doctor Ni.. FARISHTA Hon...

Ek Doctor Ki Nurse Se Ho Shadi Hogai Dost Ne Doctor Se Poocha: Suna Yar, Kesi Life Chal Rahi Hai? Doctor: Yar Kya Kahoon Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Sunti Hi Nahi Hai

Doctor To Patient : You Will Die Within 2 Hours Do You Want To See Any One Before You Die? Patient : Yes, A Good Doctor

Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye Doctor: Shadi Karlo Man: Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi Doctor: Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

Aik Admi Langraata Hoa Aata Hay Usse Dekh Kar Do Doctor Aapas May Jhagar Tean Hay Aik Kehta Hay K Us Ki Haddi Toot Gai Hai Dosra Bolta Hai K Nahi Us Ka Angotha Nikal Gaya Hai Donoon Me Kafi Behas Ho Rahi Hoti Hai To Tisra Doctor Bolta Hai Chalo Us...

Doctor Mariz Se : Ager Tum Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye To Mujhe Kya Enaam Do Gay Mariz: May Qabrey Khodta Hun Aap Ki Qaber Free Khod Dun Ga

Doctor: Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai? Santa: Chashme(Opticals) K Saath 75kg Doctor: Aur Chasme K Bina! Santa: Vo Muje Dikhta Hi Nahi

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