Husband Makes A Glass Of Whisky & Asks Wife: Lo Pio Isko! Wife Taste & Says: Chhee, Chhee Kitni Karvi Hy! Husband: Or Tum Sochti Ho K Ma Roz Ayashi Karta Hun

Fairy: (To A 60 Year Old Couple) I Will Grant You Each A Wish. Wife: I Want To Travel Around The World With My Husband. The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & 'POOF' Two Tickets Appeared In Her Hands. Husband: I Wish To Have A Wife 30 Years...

On Weekend Night, WIFE In Romantic Mood: Aaj Muje Rassi Se Bandh Do Or Jo Karna Chaho Kr Lo. Husband Ne Usay Bandha Or Dosto K Sath Ghoomne Chala Gaya :-D

Why Husbands Avoid Answers!! WIFE: Will U Marry Again If I Died? HUSBAND: Noway! W: Why Not, Don't U Like Being Married? H: Of Course I Do!! W: Then Y Wouldn't U Remarry? H: Okay, I'd Get Married Again! W: U Would? H: ....? W: Would U...

Qanoon Vote Dalny K Liye 18 Sal Umar, Aur ... Shadi K Liye 21 Sal Umar Hona Zaruri Hy. Yani K ... . . . . Bivi Sambhalna Mulk Sambhalny Sy Ziyada Mushkil Hy.

Wife Shoping Kr K Ai Aur Husband Ne Darwaza Khola, Wife: Ye Dabba Utha Lo. Husband: Is Mein Zarur Mere Khane Ki Koi Chez Hogi, Wife: Han, Mere Sendal Hain..

Shadi Ki 20th Anniversary Pr Husband Gehri Soch Main Tha.. Wife Asks: Kia Soch Rahe Ho..?? Husband: Kia Tumhain Yaad Hai K Kab Tumhare Daddy Ne Hamain Date Pr Pakra Tha..?? Wife: Yes.. Husband: Aur Unhoun Ne Gun Point Pr Mujhe Kaha Tha...

Every Woman Needs A Husband Desperately Because Every Day & Every Minute Something Goes Wrong Which She Cannot Blame On God Or The Government ;-)

MAN TO HIS FRIEND: My Wife Died Yesterday, I Am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out What To Do? FRIEND: No Problem Just Imagine She Is Coming Back.

Wife: Mei Tumhari Yaad Mei 15 Din Mei He Aadhi Ho Gayi Hun... Mujhe Lene Kab Aa Rahe Ho.....?? Husband: 15 Din Aur Ruk Jao...... ;->