Customer: I Need A Ladies Suit. Shopkeeper: Begum K Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Achha Sa Dikhaon? ;-)

Angel Asked A Man After Death: Kya Tum Shadi Shuda Thay? Man: Yes Angel Ordered: Ye Dozakh Bhugat K Aaya Hai Isse Jannat Mei Daal Do. Angel Asked Sam Angel Asked Same Question To Another Man... Man: 2 Baar Shadi Ki Hai. Angel...

7 Peer 7 Chatayion Pe Bethe Thay Aik Larka Aya Or Sabse Aged Peer Ko Bola Baba! Larki Nahi Set Hoti Peer Ne Sabse Chote Peer Ko Kaha Chotu 1 Or Chatai Bicha Dey

Ek Admi Ne Tang Aa K Kaha "Is Zindagi Se To Maut Hi Achi He Ek Dum Farishta Aya Or Kehne Laga K Me Tumko Lene Aya Hun Admi: "Lo Ab Insan Mazak Bhi Na Kare :-)

A New Vaccum Salesman Knocked On The Door. A Lady Opened It. Before She Could Speak, The Salesman Rushed Into The Living Room And Emptied A Bag Of Cow Shit On The Carpet. Salesman: Madam, If I Couldn't Clean This Up With My New Powerful Vaccum...

A Trainee On His 1st Day In A Company Dialed Cafeteria & Shouted Into The Phone. "Get Me A Cup Of Coffee, Quickly" The Voice From The Other Side Responded. "You Fool, You've Dialed The Wrong Extension, Do You Know Who You're Talking...

Grandpa & Grandma Alwayz Get Exited When They Recall Their Old Days When They Were Young. They Made A Decision To Live Those "OLD DAYS Once More." They Planned A DATE On The River Bank They Used To Go When They Were Young. The Next Day...

A Joke Explaining A Bitter Reality.. Bush & Obama Were Sitting In A Bar. A Guy Asks: Wat R U Planning? Bush: Planning World War III Guy: Really? Whts Going To Happen? Bush: Well, This Time We Are Going To Kill 140 Million Muslims...

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After The Other. Man Sitting Nearby: People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long. Johnny: My Grandpa Died When He Ws 106 Years Old Man: Did He Eat Many Swts? Jhony: No He Always...

1)Musharraf K Isteefay Pr  Sochta Hoon Faraz ! Woh To Hushboo Hai Hawaon  Main Bikhar Jae Ga Masla Tou MULK  Ka Hai Jisay Ab Zardari Nigal Jaey  Ga. 2). 1 Sardaar Ko TELENOR Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gai, Pehli Hi Din Call Aei, “Sir ! ...