Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha? Nurse: Iss Baat Per K Dawaen Khatam Honay Se Pehlay Hi Wo Kyun Sehat Mand Hogaya ;-)

Memon Ka 1 Rupia Chhat Se Gir Gaya, Memon Neeche Pohncha To Rupia Nahe Mila Kion?? Memon Rupiay Se Pehley Pohnch Gaya Tha!

Aik Memon Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya Ghar Ki Har Deewar Ko Aadha Paint Kar K Neeche Likh Diya.... . . . . . . . . "Same As Above" ;)

Who Is Memon? Memon Has 600 Years Old History. There Is No1 Single Non Muslim In MEMON Nation. All Memons Are Muslims. This Is The Unique Quality Which No Other Nation Has Memon Is The 1st One To Give Blank Cheque To Quaid-E-Azam In Order...

Memon: Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy? Tailor: Rs. 150. Memon: Nekar Ki? Tailar: Rs. 50. Memon: Ok. Nikar Hi See De Par Lmbai Pairon Tk Rkhna......

1 Memon Kangal Ho Gya To Usne Apni BV Se Kaha: Bchon Ko Unki Nani K Ghr Bhej Do Or Tum Apni Ma K Ghar Chali Jao Mera Allah Malik He Me Apny Susral Chala Jata Hun.

“GURBAT Ki Inteha” Faqeer Memom Say: 5 Rupee Ka Sawal Hay Baba…? Memon: Baba Jaldi Say Sawal Batao Mujhy 5 Rupee Ke Bohat Sakhat Zarorat...

Memon Ki Bv Bimar Thi Light Na Hone Ki Waja Se Usne Candle Jala Di Or Bola: Doc Ko Lene Jarha Hun Agar Tumhe Lage K Tum Nahi Bachogi To Plz Candle Bujha...

1 Memon Hajj Per Gaya Or Zor Zor Se DUA Mangne Laga Ya Allah Mere Saray Gunah Maaf Karday Warna Mera 2 Lac Wapas Kar De

Memon Ko Current Laga... Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha: Kuch Howa To Nahi..? Memon Bola: Mujhe Chorr Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh "UNIT" Kitne Gire Hai.