Mujh Se Kya Ghalti Ho Gai Hay Yar? Y R U Avoiding Me? Atleast Week Me Ek Dfa To Yad Kr Lya Kro. Ur Behavior Is Really Hurting Me Faqat Tumhara "TOOTH BRUSH"

Shadi K Waqt Sab Se Mushkil Kam Kya Hy? Larki Se Bat Krna? Ni Kiss Karna? Ni Pyar Karna? Ni So Jana? Ni . . Suba Uth K Ghar Walon Se Ankhen Milana. Ha Ha Ha Ha

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai . . . . Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai . . . . Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai Tab Tab Tab KUTTA Mar Jata Hai.

Jab Akela Pan Mehsus Ho Jab Har Janib Khamoshi Ho Jab Tanhai Ka Ehsas Barh Jae Jb Tangen Thak Jae To Samj Lena Apko TOILET Me Bethe Kafi Der Ho Gayi Hy

Wo Kaun Si Movie Hai Jo Aap Awaaz Band Kr K Bhi Dekho Jab Bhi Boht MAZA Aata Hai? Think? . . . . 'MR.BEAN' Kbhi To Acha Socho Yaar...B-)

Tum Bi Jawan, Mai Bi Jawan. Tumhara Bhi Garam Khoon Aur Hamara Bhi Garam Khoon. Agar Tum Agree Ho To MIL Kar Isay Thanda Karen...? Chalo PEPSI Pyen! ;->

Aap Praeshan Hain Thek Se Neend Nahi Ati Sote Huay Jag Jaty Hain Ab Mazeed Preshani Ki Zrorat Nhi Ab Aa Gaya Ap K Size Ka PAMPER Chain Se Sona Khoob Bhigona

Jub Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikley To , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Chamcha Istmal Karo Har Cheez Mein Ungli Karna Zaruri Hai Kya

Aaj Hum Donp Wada Karen K Ham Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge Ham Wafa Karenge Ham Mohabbat Karenge Sirf Or Sirf Apne Pyare Pakistan Se

Daalne Laga Me To Cheekhne Lagi Wo, Huwa Dard Itna K Seh Na Saki Wo Taklef Hui Itni K Boli Bahar Nikalo Please Dosri Size Ki Choriyan Mere Hath Me Dalo.