Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar Bar Ye Hi Bol Rahi Thi: Beta Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Kha Lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun Gi Jab Us Orat Ne Chothi Bar Ye Hi Alfaaz Bole To Molvi Ghusse Se Bola: O Baji Gee Jaldi...

Ek Molvi Ek Aurat Se Takra Gaya: Aurat Ghussay Se: Aapko Sharm Nhi Aati Daarhi Rkh Kr Takkar Maar Rahy Hain Molvi: Mohtarma Ye Daarhi Hy Break Nahi! :-) :-) :-)

Boyz 2 Qari Sahib: Qari Sahab Kiya Ladkioon K Sath Sona Gunah Hai? Qari Sahab: Gunah Tu Nae Likin Tun Log Sote Hi Tu Nhi Ho

Muslim Lady : Assalam-O-Laiakum Molvi: Ye Jannat Main Jayegi Hindu Lady: Namaste Molvi: Ye Dozakh Main Jayegi Christian Lady: Hi Daling Molvi: Ye Mere Sath Jayegi

Aik Mulla Ke Shaadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi Wo Mannat Mangne Gaya Waha Us K Maan Gum Gaye Mulla Bola Ya Khuda Tere Khudai Apni Te Labbi Ni Abbay De Ve Gawai

Ek Molvi Apne Wife Say: Jab Main Mar Jaoun Thu Samny Wali Ko Zarour Bulana Wife: Who Kion? Molvi: Who Murdy Se Lipt Lipt Kar Roti Hay

Girl To Molvi: Kia Mein Kisi Kanwarey Mard Se Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon Molvi: Astagfrullah Girl: Married Admi Se Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon Molvi: Naoozbillah Girl: Aap K Sath Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon Molvi: Bismillah