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Koun Sa Amal Karega

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:37:45 +0000

Golden Words…..!

Chor Yaar Tu Kanjar Admi Hai
Koun Sa Amal KaregaSimilar Posts:

Under The Black Cloth

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:37:03 +0000

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn

Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na

Matlab

Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. Similar Posts:

Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:36:45 +0000

Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum

( ‘ :’) (‘; ‘ )
,/) )\, ,/) )\,
¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿

Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi Bomb… Similar Posts:

Sentence With A Direct Object

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:36:12 +0000

Teacher:
Give Me Sentence With A Direct Object.

Student:
Every One Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher:
Than,
But What Is The Object?

Student:
To Get Good Marks! Similar Posts:

Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:35:42 +0000

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa…

Tu Mugri K Teek Hone Par1 “Cow”
Zibah Kardi..;-)!Similar Posts:

Pathan Cought Cheating

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:35:00 +0000

Pathan Cought Cheating

1 Pathan Exams Main
Apne Friend Ki Copy Kar Raha Tha:
Examiner Ne Pakar Lia Or Usey Utha K Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes At The End Of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll No.
54234 K Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. Similar Posts:

I Got Zero Marks In Exam

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:34:41 +0000

I Got Zero Marks In Exam.
So Check The Paper And Tell Me I Am Right Na!

Q.1 What Is Formula Of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H To O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War Was Fought?
Ans: From Page 115 To Page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who Is Wrong,
Me Or Teacher?:-)Similar Posts:

Har Safar Me Aapka Sath Hum Denge

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:34:20 +0000

Har Safar Me Aapka Sath Hum Denge,
Aapne Pyar Ki Saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne Lage To Hath Hum Denge,

Na Bhi Gire To?

1 Laat Hum Denge.
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How Did You Write Your Exam

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:34:04 +0000

Parent:
How Did You Write Your Exam?

Son:
They Have Given The Questions Which I Don’t Know.
So I Wrote Answers Which They Don’t Know..!!Similar Posts:

Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jae

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:33:46 +0000

Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jae
Jab Koi Mushkil Badh Jae

Toh

Toh
Hoth Ghuma,

Seeti Baja,

Seeti Baja K Bol

Bhaiya…

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